Nom-Nom: n. A person who is so attractive, you sort of just want to devour them.
This is a blog in which gorgeous boys are shamelessly fantasized about.
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After neglecting it for SO LONG, we’re finally doing it.
So, we’re going to be changing a lot of things (including the theme, post formats, etc.) in the future.
So, expect it to get up and running again.
-Bunny
So, we’ve been terribly neglectful towards this page…perhaps this will make up for it?
Random Nom-Nom:
And to you, mystery man, I say:
UNFFFFFFF.
Following my recent obsession with “A Very Potter Musical”, I’ve also managed to develop a fancy for one of the cast members of the sequel.
He is Brian FUCKING Holden. (Excuse my language. I become a bit aggressive when excited. Also, it just sounds better that way.)
He nails (LAWL, get it? Sexual innuendo? I’m gross) the role as Professor Remus Lupin in “A Very Potter Sequel”, in which he can be seen prancing around in tighty-whiteys while drenched in the blood of an innocent doe. It satisfied my nerd fantasies in all the right ways. But please don’t tell my mom I said that.
I’ve never been jealous of shrubbery before.
How come none of the teachers at my school look like him?? I’m 100% sure that if they did, I wouldn’t mind waking up at an unreasonable hour just to drag my lazy 16-year-old ass to a place where I have learned absolutely nothing, except for the fact that almost all Sophomores are the spawn of inbred hamsters. My attendance record would be flawless. But I can’t ensure you that he won’t get in trouble with the law. *cough*JAILBAIT*coughcough*.
Also, I think I’m just going to leave these here:
The mustache is magic.
-Sofiahhh!
I love him…
I know. It scared me too. Of course, I’m kidding with you. That’s just how Matthew Inman, the beautiful genius behind The Oatmeal, draws himself. Ugly, cockeyed and always—ALWAYS—wearing a party hat. Here he is in a slightly better light…
Is he, or is he not, just totally delicious? And he’s hilarious and he’s arty and he lives in Seattle. When I was…fifteen…I used to dream about…basically Matthew Inman…What’s not to like?
“He subsists on a steady diet of crickets and whiskey. He enjoys long walks on the beach, gravity, and breathing heavily through his mouth. His dislikes include scurvy, typhoons, and tapeworm medication.”
He…Is…A…Catch. Honestly! Who doesn’t love crickets, whiskey and long walks on the beach. And he likes gravity so, you know, he’s obviously smart. And the breathing heavily through his mouth thing is something I’m sure me and Matthew could work through together in time. He dislikes all the important stuff anyway…
Does your dream guy come in cardboard cut-out form? Maybe. I don’t know. Is he as awesome as Matthew Inman? Don’t lie to me. I know he isn’t.
Peace, Hos, and Matthew Inman!
A Yam
I’d like you to meet Nico Mirallegro.
He’s an actor, 19-years-old, and best known for his role as Newt in the British soap opera “Hollyoaks”.
Let me ask you this, do you know what heaven sounds like? Oh, you don’t? Well, then listen to Nico talk. FOSERIOUS. There’s something with American girls and having a fascination for boys with foreign accents. He just hits all the right spots. Like, when he says the word “imaginary” it sounds like “imaginareh”. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, AND I DON’T KNOW WHY. I’m not ashamed to admit that I’ve sat at my computer, watching interviews of him on Youtube with my mouth hung open and a stupid, brain-washed smile on my face.
Did I mention he’s a fiery combination of Irish and Italian?
Doesn’t that just scream “take me now, you naughty little bastard”?
I think so ;D
He’s also very athletic, seeing how he’s a fan of European football. And you know what that means…
nnnggghhhhh.
I think I’m going to personally send both of his parents a Thank You card.
-Sofiahhh!
Look some more! He’s one of those natural models who can be making an ugly face and still look ridiculously gorgeous. I need him and his blue/green eyes.
I like him so much, I would eat his babies. Enuf said.
I’d like you to meet Chris Kendall.
On youtube, he goes by Crabstickz. And after watching a few of his videos, I came to the realization that, I want him so fucking bad. He makes me laugh so hard that for some reason, I get this sudden burst of energy and I have to punch something with as much brute force as possible. And there’s something about that that just makes me want to have loads of babies with him.
Oh, and he has an English accent.
HAWT.
Here’s one of his videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98xK_gJc8oo
The great thing is, we could probably have endless conversations about Doctor Who and how much we both wouldn’t mind sleeping with David Tennant. Then afterwords, we’d chase cats around his yard and tell penis jokes. True effing love.
P.S.
That last screen capture was made for my own personal needs.
-Sofiahhh!
So, first off, I’d like to say thanks for taking the time to read this. It is very much appreciated :D
This is an introduction of sorts. Although, I’m not quite sure how to direct it.
I guess I should start off by introducing the creators of this blog. Well, my name is Sofia. I’m attending high-school in the great US of A. I have a very close friend, her name is Maya. I guess you can say we’re regular teenage girls. We have to deal with school, parents, all that junk. But, you must know…
We’re crazy.
We talk a lot. And when I say talk, I mean yell at the top of our lungs when it is in no way necessary. We talk about everything, but most specifically boys. Shock-shock (sarcasm). We can’t help it. There’s so many…and they’re all so damn pretty, so it’s hard not to talk about them. So, with this blog, we’re hoping to spread the joy and looove that resides in admiration of the male form. We’re really just doing this for fun, that’s all. But we hope to win you over with our slightly perverted sense of humor.
Thanks again!
Love,
Sofia <3
